要说现在网上牛人还是很多的，隔三差五的就能看见能掀人一跟头的乐子。下文的原作者（可惜没找到原始出处，豆瓣上也是转贴的）绝对是想象力丰富到了一定程度了。我个人觉得牛津剑桥等专业英语词典不收入这些词汇实在是英语语言的一大损失。
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正文：
最近网上流传这么一句话，相当受欢迎：
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度，本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。
本教程首先对于niubility,zhuangbility,shability这几个词的
正确拼写作出以下修改建议：
niubility：正确拼写应为newbility，名词
zhuangbility：正确拼写为drunbility，名词
shability：保持原拼写方式，名词
下面对几个词的词性作一下延展：
drunbility
1、drunbility的词根为drunb，动词，装逼的原意
进行时：drunbing；过去时：drunbed；完成时：have drunbed
例句：CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCAV又在晚饭时间装逼了，它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
2、drunbee：名词，装逼的人，有装逼倾向的人
例句：林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
林志玲是个装逼的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。
3、druber：名词，以装逼为职业的人，专业装逼者
例句：朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
朱军是个职业装逼者，他一辈子都在装逼，是专业级的。
4、drunby：形容词，装逼的
例句：The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛。
你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的，更别说那歌是求佛。
5、drunblization：名词，装逼化
例句：As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营，人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
6、drunblism：名词，装逼主义
例句：The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。
newbility
1、newbility词根为newby，形容词，原意为牛逼
例句：I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby.
我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。
比较级：newber；最高级：newbest
例句：There is no newbest, only newber.
没有最牛逼，只有更牛逼。
2、newber：名词，牛逼的人
例句：王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber.
王小波是个牛逼的人，罗永浩也是个牛逼的人。
3、newbable：形容词，可以牛逼的，值得牛逼的
例句：I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼，你应该自豪。
4、newbilization：名词，牛逼化
例句：The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
shability
1、shability词根为shaby，名词，傻~~~逼
例句：周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
周杰伦认为崔健是傻~~~逼，结果周才是真正的大傻~~~逼。
2、shability，名词，傻~~~逼能力
例句：The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
3、shabilization，名词，傻~~~逼化
例句：The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
CCAV的新闻导致国民傻~~~逼化。
课后作业：
一、翻译句子
1、日本的傻~~~逼化进程已经完成，傻~~~逼比例与傻~~~逼能力均是世界第一的。
2、姜文的电影很牛逼，他是一个牛逼的人，希望中国电影都能牛逼化。
3、广~~电总局是个傻~~~逼的机构，但总认为自己是最牛逼的。
4、装逼难，做一个装逼人更难，做一个职业装逼者难上加难，但是朱军做到了。
二、单词填空（运用所有上文出现过的单词）
1、The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2、The picture of 陈冠希 and 阿娇 in bed is totally ________________ .
3、芙蓉姐姐 is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
贴出来学习下：
whats your asl? 你的，年龄，性别，地点？ (聊天用的)
how are you doing (or: how you doiin) 你好。
whats up 什么事？ 或是： 你好
lol 大笑 = laugh out loud
so long 一般不用它。。。意思是：再见
what are you into?(what you into) 你对什么感兴趣？
Im into you. 我喜欢你
Im into.... 我喜欢。。。 对。。。赶兴趣
wanna want to 和 wanted to 的省写
gonna going to 的省写。 不是 went to 的啊！
gay 同性恋（男） 有的美国男孩不喜欢与同性的人聊。
prick , dick , cock 骂人的。意思是，几吧
预测试题1.
1为了支援四川地震灾区，学生会组织全体同学进行捐款捐物；
2. 捐款金额不限，物资主要需要衣服、棉被、手电等；
3. 活动、时间地点
4. 所捐钱款和物资将会上交给中国红十字基金会（Chinese Red Cross Foundation）
Dear all students,
In order to support earthquake-stricken areas in Sichuan, Student Union intends to organize a Donation Program and expects donation from all of you.
You can donate money or materials. If you would like to donate money, please put your money into the donation box at the entrance to Teaching Building One. Two volunteer students are available there to offer help if necessary. If you would like to donate clothes, quilts or others, please bring them to our stand in front of the college canteen.
The Donation program will be held between 11:00 and 14:00, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
All the donated money and materials will be collected in order and submitted to Chinese Red Cross Foundation as soon as possible.
On behalf of Student Union, we formally call on all students to make contribution and help people in earthquake areas rebuild their home and restore their normal life.
Student Union
预测试题二（四六级考生都要重点看）
Directions: For this part, you are allowed 30 minutes to write a composition on volunteering. You should write at least 150 words according to the outline given below in Chinese:
1. 很多大学生都做志愿者工作，如奥运志愿者、救灾志愿者等
2. 做志愿工作对于社会的贡献
3. 学生能从志愿工作中得到的收获
It is prevalent that a large number of college students are involved in kinds of volunteering work such as Olympic volunteering services and volunteering aid to earthquake-stricken areas. Some specific jobs include language service, medical service or even some specialized service.
Volunteering makes great contribution to society. On one hand, in case of any big event such as hosting Olympic Games, human resource is surely in great demand. Whatever a volunteer can do is helpful for the event. On the other hand, volunteering can make people friendlier to each other and only in this way can we build up a harmonious society.
Students can also reap great benefit from volunteering work. Students can improve their communicative skills and teamwork spirit. What’s more, students can broaden their horizon by meeting people from all walks of life and even all over the world.
推荐理由: 超敬业的同声翻译, 不仅翻译准确及时, 而且激情投入感情充沛,让人感觉就像是自己刚刚拍了艳照被人发现. .
Today I have come back to Hong Kong to stand before you and account for myself. I have never escaped from my responsibility. During the past few weeks, I have been with my mother and my family and my loved ones to show support and care and at the same time to have them support and care for me.
核心词汇解析
account for 1) 说明，解释；2) 占…比例
escape from从…逃脱, 推卸责任
escape=es(ex=out) + cape(catch)
I admit that most of the photos being circulated on the Internet were taken by me. But these photos are very private and have not been shown to people and are never intended to be shown to anyone. These photos were stolen from me illegally and distributed without my consent.
核心词汇解析
circulate = circul(circle圆圈) + ate v.循环，流通
intend to v.打算去…
illegal = il(not) + legal (合法的) + ly adv.违法地
单词组记: distribute, contribute, attribute, tribute
distribute = dis(away)+ tribute(give) = give away vt.分发，传播
contribute = con(fully) + tribute vt.贡献; 投稿 [助记]全部都给了
attribute to v.归因于
tribute n.贡品，颂词 [助记] 给国王的礼物
单词组记:consent, dissent, resent, sentimental
consent = con(共同)+ sent(=sense情感) n.赞同，同意=agreement
dissent = dis(not) + sent n.不同意 [助记]不同的情感 = disagreement
resent = re(against) + sent n.憎恨 [助记] 相对抗的情感=
sentimental[谐音]三屉馒头,失恋了只吃三屉馒头,所以是---a.多愁善感的
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